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I. Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made
aware of
its situation.
Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland.
He loiters in midair, soliloquizing flippantly, until he
chances to look down. At this point, the familiar principle
of 32 feet per second per second takes over.
II. Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid
matter
intervenes suddenly.
Whether shot from a cannon or in hot pursuit on foot,
cartoon characters are so absolute in their momentum that
only a telephone pole or an outsize boulder retards their
forward motion absolutely. Sir Isaac Newton called this
sudden termination of motion the stooge's surcease.
III. Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation
conforming to its perimeter.
Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is
the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions
and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that
they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving
a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or
matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
-- Esquire, "O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion",
June 1980
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